How is it that everytime I open a door to where newbie is, the blonde is about to deflower him. I mean come on! The least they could have done was kept the door open and entertained the other "doctors", god knows they needed it. 

Newbie comes up to my this morning complaining about his friend and not being able to spend enough time with his boyfriend, recently. I want to get one thing straight: If he has a problem the involves medicine, I HAVE TO HELP HIM. Other then that, it's on him. I don't care that hsi boyfriend is ignoring him, or the fact that he never notices her anymore, and now she has to wear those uncomfortable sexy panties of hers just so that he would even look at her. 

IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM! 

So to solve this whole issue, I have inforced the ear flick rule. Hopefully that will stun all efforts to ask for advice. 

Hopefully

Where I am : In the lounge
How I feel : aggravated
What I'm listeing to: People passing down the hallway

I think Newbie is already starting to get th wrong idea about how it works. You see as soon as I walked into this smoker's room (which in it of itself was a bad start to my day) he has this big grin on his face and practically shoves a chart in my chest. He took the opportunity to kiss my ass. I think he's just dying to be my lapdog. 

And even after all of that he doesn't even ask the genius how much he smoked! 

Well after finding the patient to be smoking 2-3 packs a day, I asked the other genius in the room about the tests he ordered. Don't even get me started with that, or I just might explode with stupid. I mean come on, would I even care if newbie smoked? Does he really think I'm that curious about his personal life? Fangirls, please do not anwser that.

After finding he had no cancer (hurray for him!) newbie asked about what he should say to him. Now, don't get me wrong, but as a doctor I would assume that if someone was tested for an illness...like...I don't know, CANCER, don't you think that said someone should tell said person they don't have cancer? I would think this was common sense. 

Well I later find that newbie did tell him he didn't have cancer, which frankly, surprised me. Although now I find that newbie seems to like jumping into people's personal life and try to fix everything. 

Example, he comes to my home with a pack of light beer trying to rescue me from loneliness (interpret how you will, fangirls). Now any sane person would have slammed the door in his face, I'm sure. Although it didn't hit his face, instead it got his knee. I let him in and took care of him ( ... ) only because I didn't want newbie to sue me. NOT BECAUSE I CARE! 

I asked him if he wanted to spoon (jokingly) which made him have the most uncomfortable two seconds of his life. That was priceless! I loved that look on his face. The "Are you going to rape me?" look. 

Anyway, short story even shorter, I taught newbie that he can't save people from themselves. 

I'm not sure how long that lesson is going to last.

Where I am : Couch
How I feel : cranky
What I'm listeing to: White noise

Newbie did something right today, and I would be lying if I didn't say I was proud. I wanted to give him a pat on the back, I wanted to tell him he did good, but I couldn't bring myself to do that. Maybe someday....but I can't do that now. I'm not one to get all "touchy feely" but...I think that someday he'll be a ....passable doctor.  

Where I am : In My Bed
How I feel : content
What I'm listeing to: The sound of nothing

I caught newbie and another intern the supply closet. Only goes to show further how incompetent he is. He wants to prove himself as a doctor, I can see that as clear as day, but honestly! How is he going to do that if he hides from codes (which were false, btw) and makes out with some randon girl in a supply closet! Really, awnser me that! 

It's just frustrating to see the further decline of modern medicine. 

Newbie broke the no speaking role and wanted some advice for his first night on-call, he didn't actually say it, but I could tell. I told him straight out that the worse thing he'll do is kill someone, and I was being honest. Well you could kill several people, which would make it slightly worse, but other than that. 

If he really wants to prove himself than he has to stop being such I whiney baby and except it. He has to except the fact that we're not all perfect doctors (except for me, but I'm always the factor that disproves the rule) and that at some point he will make a mistake! But if he lets that fear stop him from becoming the best damn doctor he can be, well...he's not going to make it in medicine. 

Where I am : My Bed
How I feel : crappy
What I'm listeing to: My TV

New interns...this is going to be bad for my health. 

I got this guy, who is probably th-ee most annoying intern of them all, and he can't even place and IV. I wish, oh god if only, I was kidding. I mean he stares at the needle for, oh I don't know, a few seconds. JUST STARING. It was like his life was on the line! I mean, come-on, how pathetic does someone have to be around this place? 

This only proving that I am the best damn doctor in the whole hospital!

Anyway, I finally had Carla do it. She's pretty much the only person that I can remotely tollerate in the whole place, not to mention like. 

And if it couldn't get any worse the kid pages me asking how much tylenol he should give a patient. IT'S TYLENOL FOR GOD'S SAKE! 

Hopefully he doesn't kill anyone...

Where I am : Where else?
How I feel : cranky
What I'm listeing to: Sports Center

Since no one in the god forsaken hospital seems to know about this site, I've decided to get one. Anything no one is doing is good for me. I have to stay at a constant opposite or I might just die of an overdoes of stupid. So there, my first post. 

Where I am : Where else?
How I feel : apathetic
What I'm listeing to: The sound of the TV